CloverPit - How to Ditch Satan and Get Rich: The Secret 999 Ending Guide
So you've heard whispers of a secret ending that involves pissing off the devil and breaking the game with holy money. You heard right.
This whole process is a beautiful, janky mess that the community is still trying to streamline, but I’ve done it. It’s a hassle, but watching that 666 flip to a 999 and flood your bank account is a religious experience. Let's get started.
Some Ground Rules
First, let's get the run-killers out of the way, because nothing sucks more than wasting hours on a doomed run. Don't even think about using seeded runs; the game tells you they're just for practice and you won't unlock a thing. Also, for the love of god, do not pick up the key before it turns white. I've tested it myself - it will kill your run instantly. Some players also report that going for Memory Packs can screw things up, so maybe avoid those to be safe.
Step 1: Get Your Bones Together
Okay, Captain Obvious time: you need to have beaten the game at least once. You also need to assemble the full skeleton on your slot machine. This means collecting all four corpse pieces and the skull. You get the pieces by leaving charms in the drawers and then losing a run. Once you’ve collected a piece, the skull can randomly appear as a starting item, so just keep resetting until you get it.
Step 2: Piss Off the Devil
This is the core of the whole secret. You need to get hit by a 666 roll to make the floppy disk appear on your machine. Once it’s there, your goal is to get three scratch marks across the 666 by ignoring three of Satan's "deals" on the phone.
Now, this is where things get fucking weird and a little random. Red phone calls aren't guaranteed. The community's been tearing its hair out over this, but the most consistent trick I've found is to make sure a 666 roll is the very last thing that happens before you end your deadline. Get a 666, don't spin again, and immediately advance. This seems to force a red call. Ignore the red-text option, finish the next deadline, and a scar should appear on the disk. Do this two more times.
Step 3: Take the Holy Hit
Once your floppy disk looks like it lost a knife fight with a cat, your next job is to actually get hit by a 666 again. Yeah, you have to tank it. Use the Possessed Cell Phone if you have it unlocked, as it makes triggering a 666 much easier. Just make sure your build is strong enough to recover from going broke. And I'll say it again: do not do this on the final deadline. Get all this done before the quota where the key appears.
Step 4: Ascension
If you've done everything right, you'll finally get a phone call you actually want to answer. The phone will turn white, the floppy disk will change to 999, and the key will finally be white. Welcome to the holy state. From here on out, any 666 you roll will transform into a 999 and give you a massive cash injection. You can also get blessed rewards and sacred charms from the phone now, which are ridiculously powerful.
Step 5: The Escape
Now for the victory lap. Just play normally until you hit the final quota, grab your shiny white key, and get the hell out. Instead of the usual pathetic ending, you'll find a set of lift controls. Hit the button, watch the special credits roll, and pat yourself on the back. You’ve done it.
Look, this whole process is a pain in the ass, and it relies on a fair bit of luck. It's a hassle, but that's the nature of these games, isn't it? Now go break the game with some divine intervention. You've earned it.