Editor's Picks
All Hail The Orb Review: Quacking Under Pressure
Before you pledge your eternal soul to a glowing rock, you need to hear about All Hail The Orb. Here's my review of this oddly charming and duck-obsessed incremental clicker.
Kebab Chefs! 1.0 Review: Undercooked But Still Tasty
Before you serve your friends a plate of invisible fries, you need to hear about the chaotic launch of Kebab Chefs! Here is my review of this incredibly buggy but surprisingly fun cooking sim.
Adorable Adventures Review: Bringing Home the Bacon
Before you turn this little boar into breakfast, you need to reunite him with his lost family. Here is my review of the charming and occasionally clunky Adorable Adventures.
Alaska Gold Fever Review: Death by Frostbite and Bad Menus
Surviving the Klondike is hard enough without your GPU melting in the main menu. Here is my honest review of Alaska Gold Fever.
Duck Side of the Moon Review - Fowl Play In Deep Space
A burnt-out duck crashes into an asteroid belt, and honestly, it is the best vacation I could ask for.
Valorborn Review - A Medieval Kenshi That Is Choking On Its Own Ambition
Valorborn aims to be the medieval Kenshi of your dreams, but right now it is a beautiful, buggy nightmare. Find out if this ambitious sandbox is worth your time or just needs more time in the oven.
Cooking Simulator 2: Better Together Review: The Magic Is Gone
Big Cheese Studio traded the chaotic, physics driven magic of the original game for a sterile, buggy restaurant management grind. I break down exactly why Cooking Simulator 2: Better Together forgot how to be fun.
GRIME 2 Review - Painting With The Blood Of Your Enemies
GRIME 2 takes the grotesque body horror of the original and paints a masterpiece over it. It is a punishing, beautiful Metroidvania that demands your patience and rewards your suffering.
Subliminal Review - Stunning Liminal Horror With A Few Rough Edges
Subliminal is a breathtaking descent into liminal horror that occasionally trips over its own puzzles. It is visually flawless, deeply unsettling, and ultimately a genuinely cool experience.
Scritchy Scratchy Review - Weaponized Dopamine for the Masses
I traded my free time and wrist cartilage for digital lottery tickets, and I do not regret a single second. Scritchy Scratchy distills the raw dopamine of gambling into an incremental masterpiece.
Grind Survivors Review - A Beautiful, Brutal Slog
I spent hours gambling my hard earned currency in a digital forge just to survive another wave of exploding demons. If you love min maxing your weapons and do not mind a punishing loop, this might be your next addiction.
Planet of Lana 2 Review - Come for the Art, Stay for the Cat
Saving your dying sister during a robotic strip mining operation is surprisingly cozy. Planet of Lana 2 is a gorgeous, orchestral masterpiece that leaves you desperately craving more.
The Walking Trade Review - Retail Hell Just Got Literal
Selling canned beans during the apocalypse is hard enough without your stockroom employees phasing through the floor. The Walking Trade is equal parts retail simulation and
The 9th Charnel Review - A Masterclass In Boredom
The 9th Charnel promises a terrifying psychological survival horror experience but delivers a broken and mind-numbing walking simulator. Save your money and your sanity because the only genuinely scary thing here is the game-breaking bugs.
Monster Lab Simulator Review - Capitalism Is The Real Monster
Playing God with cute genetics sounds fun until you realize capitalism is the true monster. Monster Lab Simulator has potential, but right now the economy is a bigger threat than the creatures you create.
MENACE Review: War Crimes in Space Have Never Been This Stressful
From the sadistic minds behind Battle Brothers comes a sci-fi tactical nightmare that absolutely refuses to hold your hand or respect your time. Here is why MENACE is the most stressful, unfair, and genuinely brilliant tactical experience you will play this year.
Creature Kitchen Review - Dining with Demons
Creature Kitchen is the exact opposite of every stress-inducing cooking game you have ever played. Here is why feeding sandwiches to Mothman in a haunted cabin is the most relaxing experience of 2026.
Survive the Nights 1.0 Review - A Zombie Apocalypse That Forgot to Finish Booting Up
Survive the Nights claims to be a full 1.0 release, but the placeholder text and flying RVs suggest otherwise. Here is why this janky zombie sandbox is only worth it if you catch it on a deep sale.
Dowinx 66D59A Review - Finally, A Chair That Doesn't Hate Your Spine
Most gaming chairs are overhyped torture devices, but the Dowinx 66D59A actually tries to fix your back instead of breaking it. I spent weeks letting this thing massage my spine to see if it’s worth the cash.
YAPYAP Review - A Screamingly Good Time (Literally)
Screaming magic spells into your microphone while a jester chases you is the therapy session I didn't know I needed. Here is why YAPYAP is the loudest fun you will have this year.