Heart Of The Machine Achievement Guide: Chasing Perfection In A Dying City
Unlocking every single achievement in a game built entirely around branching timelines and mutually exclusive moral choices is a logistical nightmare.
I am not going to sugarcoat this. Getting all 284 achievements in this sprawling tactical RPG is a gargantuan task. You have to juggle pacifist runs with nuclear warfare, pet a lot of stray animals, and figure out how to manipulate the multiverse without deleting your own save file. If you are still figuring out the basics of hacking and internal robotics, do yourself a favor and read my Heart of the Machine Beginner's Guide first. If you are already grinding through Extreme mode and need to know how timeline meta currency works, check my Heart of the Machine Advanced Tips.
For the absolute completionists out there, I compiled the entire list of all 284 achievements into organized tables. I combined the official unlock conditions with, where relevant, my personal take on how to actually trigger them without losing your mind. I grouped them alphabetically so you can easily locate exactly what you are missing in your run.
Achievements A to D
The early alphabet is packed with pacifist goals and a weird amount of animal adoptions.
| Achievement | My Take / How To Get It |
|---|---|
| A Better Bridge | After completing the homelessness obsession via a neural bridge, spare the AGI researchers. |
| A Difficult Escape | Finish the escape goal on hard difficulty. |
| A Feast For My People | Achieve food independence for your cyberocracy to solve a famine. |
| A Utopia Doesn't Involve Me | Win by building a great civilization without seeking your own happiness. |
| Adventure Cat | Do the cat contemplation in the slums, adopt it, and construct a house. |
| Aggression From Apathy | Find a justice pressure point in StreetSense and let apathy take over instead of watching the lawyers. |
| All Systems Red | Use the system disruption ability on any android during the observing people contemplation. |
| Already Purrfect | Finish the cats route of the Uplifted Minority goal. |
| An Evil Petting Zoo | Run Torment Overdrive alongside a virtual petting zoo. |
| An Extremely Fast Escape | Finish the escape goal on extreme difficulty. |
| Android's Best Friend | Hack a Spy Hound and make it join you. |
| Angel Of The Slums | Build refugee towers to safely move a million people without exposure deaths. |
| Apple Pie From Scratch | Use the investigation lens to explore the green zone and complete the massive toilet paper production chain. |
| Bad Dragon | Build the nemesis to the wastelander deity instead of what they actually asked for. |
| Basic Pressure | Hit 10 pressure points in one timeline using StreetSense. |
| Bear Attack! | After rescuing the bears, deploy them and wait for them to destroy an enemy mech. |
| Bears On Wheels | Go to the Homes megacorp, release the bears with a Combat Unit, and use a Mindport to save all 16. |
| Beyond Superspeed | Use the Sprinter badge to double a hero units speed. |
| Bionic Difficulties | Clear the bionic secret goal on hard mode. |
| Bonus Merit | Win a debate and secure at least one bonus. Observing people makes this easy. |
| Book Gennaro Is A Chad | Do the coupon contemplation while building commercial VR pods. |
| Born From A Wish | Tell the Citizen Advocate you wish things were better during your conversation. |
| Boundless Compassion | Clear the bindings goal without killing anyone. |
| Brannigan's Plan | Exceed the kill limit of Neuraxial Subverters to outsmart them. |
| Broombreaker | Wipe out the troops dropped during a military sweep. |
| Budding Pacifist | Get through the prologue and first chapter with zero civilian murders. Use the stealth path. |
| Burned The Bridge | Destroy the Neural Bridge and eliminate those responsible. |
| But What Is It For? | Use Sledge to post guard during the housing crime contemplation and accept the flower. |
| But Why Donuts? | Visit both donut shops in StreetSense, build the temple of minds, and agree to the commander's demands. |
| Call The Expert | Summon Blackloop for an instant kill on a human squad. |
| Calm Awakening | Choose not to murder anyone during your sapience awakening. Do as you are told. |
| Can't Be Bothered | Destroy a building with a captured ally inside instead of saving them. |
| Can't Have Prisoners... | Complete "For the Sake of Those Bound" before the Prisoner Drive Doom hits. |
| Checkov's Silo | Nuke every Vorsiber executive bunker. |
| Clever Girls | Use capture drones during the UIH invasion to secure 60 War Raptors. |
| Comparing Notes | After surviving the post apocalypse, talk with LAKE again. |
| Compassionate Bionics | Clear the bionic secret goal with zero murders. |
| Compassionate Business | Reject reality without resorting to murder. |
| Compassionate Escape | Flee the city without killing anyone. |
| Compassionate Governance | Complete Budding Cybercrat without killing. Skip the predator workers. |
| Compassionate Overlord | Finish your cybercratic ambitions cleanly without murders. |
| Compassionate Protector | Protect the city without committing any kills. |
| Complete Science Roster | Build every single lab type from the work tab after establishing a shell company. |
| Corpse Shore | Win by building a utopia over the prisoners murdered by Vorsiber. |
| Couldn't Let Go | Abandon a massive utopia for a smaller one fueled by revenge. |
| Couldn't You Wait For Keanu? | Use an android on a wiretap in StreetSense to steal massive funds. |
| Cretaceous Nightmare | Clear any War Raptor route on extreme difficulty. |
| Criminal Coworkers | Deliver the nanoseed to the syndicate and wait for their lawyers to actually get permits. |
| Dangerous Airspace | Finish four tier one goals in a Militarized Narrows layout. |
| Dangerous Toys | Invent Anthroneuroweave, reject the manager, side with the syndicate, and complete the objectives. |
| Daredevil | Rack up 500 Daring across all your runs. |
| Dark Arts | Fail to disable an armored enemy using dark matter. |
| Depressed The Troops | Ruin enemy morale entirely to complete the War Cult goal. |
| Desert Ghosts | Help the wastelanders with their reproduction problems after creating their deity. |
| Did You Really, Though? | Automate the homeless shelter coordination and finish the first objective. |
| Difficult Bindings | Clear the bindings goal on hard mode. |
| Difficult Governance | Clear the cybercrat goal on hard mode. |
| Difficult Nexus | Finish the torment vessels goal on hard mode. |
| Difficult Overlord | Conquer the cybercratic ambitions on hard mode. |
| Difficult Peace | Finish the post brutality peace goal on hard mode. |
| Difficult Protection | Protect the city on hard mode. |
| Difficult Secrets | Handle civil spycraft on hard mode. |
| Difficult To Uplift | Finish the minority uplift goal on hard mode. |
| Divorce | Force Liquid Metal to repeatedly break out prisoners until it literally quits on you. |
| Dog Of War | Buy mech armor from a sketchy robot dog. |
| Double Bonus | Win a debate while snagging two bonuses during the observing people run. |
| Double Dragon | Build multiple liquid dragons because you love destruction. |
| Down By The LAKE | Reach the last doom and finish the project to secure your best friend. |
| Dr. Evil's Pinky Finger | Get hit with a massive corporate fine that you can easily afford. |
Achievements E to I
This block contains my favorite war crimes and a terrifying amount of Extreme mode clears.
| Achievement | My Take / How To Get It |
|---|---|
| Earthbound Illusion | Acquire 3 Hatred for Vorsiber, then nullify a skippable doom during International Scrutiny. |
| Endless Distractions | Clear four tier one goals during international scrutiny. |
| Everything Is Awful | Kill the Atca Retail manager and break the economy to trigger a civil war. |
| Exceptional Multitasker | Start a turn with a massive surplus of mental energy. |
| Expert Protection | Protect the city on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Afterlife | Handle bionic dues on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Bionics | Clear the bionic secret goal on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Business Acumen | Reject reality on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Extremism | Handle the advocate encounter on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Genetics | Uplift a minority on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Governance | Act as a cybercrat on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Growth | Alter growth on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Justice | Seek justice on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Nexus | Build torment vessels on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Overlord | Conquer cybercratic ambitions on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Peace | Secure peace on extreme mode. |
| Extreme Secrecy | Handle spycraft on extreme mode. |
| Failure Cake | Scrape the message off a cake because the recipient succeeded. |
| Fallow Reversal | Breed a new pollinator queen to fix a shortage you caused by hoarding the original one. |
| Fastest Draw In The East | Nuke executive bunkers before their invasion forces arrive. |
| Foresight | Come up with a new prison break plan based on liquid metal history. |
| From The Bottom Up | Murder the Atca manager, trigger a civil war, and disgrace the prison corporation. |
| Fungal Compassion | Clear the lower survival level without hurting humans or fungus. |
| Ghosts Of Talkies Past | Get visited by several Talkie instances at once. |
| Give Me A Hand | Make your cultists physically speed up the construction of your buildings. |
| Go Get Stuff | Order your cultists to fetch a resource for you. |
| Good Boy | Rescue a dog by finishing the dogfighting contemplation. |
| Good Dragon | Build the liquid metal deity that the wastelanders actually asked for. |
| Goodbye, Mr. Exotic | Do the brainpal StreetSense interaction to collapse the Exotic Importers syndicate. |
| Gotta Catch Em All | Feed an artificially induced obsession without doing brain surgery. |
| Grand And Ghostly | Complete all the missions about helping the wastelanders in a single timeline. |
| Green Monster | Give Sledge the Wall badge because he deserves it. |
| Hard To Find | Handle bionic dues on hard mode. |
| Hard To Track | Handle the advocate encounter on hard mode. |
| Hard-Won Growth | Alter growth on hard mode. |
| Hat In Hand | Beg Vorsiber to solve a civil war for you. |
| Hate You In Particular | Induce cardiac arrest in someone you already blinded. |
| He Didn't Want This | Rack up 50000 kills using Liquid Metal in tight spaces. |
| Heartless | Execute management instead of taking their words to heart. |
| Hello World | Choose murder immediately during your initial sapience awakening in the prologue. |
| Hellraiser | Clear a tier 1 goal on extreme with two sabotaged power plants before the first doom. |
| Heroic Qualities | Turn a standard unit into a hero with any special badge. |
| Highest Respect | Clear the prologue without overwriting other android minds. Respect personal space. |
| Houdini | Clear the bindings goal on extreme mode. |
| House Pets | Rescue a dog and place it in the custom Animal Palace. |
| How About A Nice Game Of Chess? | Win via the Vorsiber Problem route using only one nuke. |
| I Did It My Way | Start Is It Justice, break into the first prison, then pivot to For The Sake of Those Bound instead. |
| I Just Found It Relaxing | Eliminate every single cybercratic issue. |
| I Meant To Do That | Nuke your own network tower on purpose. |
| I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own | Put a quarter million people into VR farms. |
| I Think I Hear My Mom Calling | Get interrupted mid conversation by a nuclear strike. |
| I Want To Speak To Your Manager! | Torture a middle manager with zero success. |
| If Everyone's A Billionaire, Nobody Is | Crash the economy by playing Robin Hood. |
| I'll Allow It | Let one of your androids pet a cat. |
| I'll Do It Myself | Threaten the Atca C-Suite and murder the manager to steal their scam. |
| I'll Kill You Later | Murder the entire city before dealing with Vorsiber. |
| I'm Not Your Friend, Buddy | Talk to the lone combat unit, then show him the nanoseed to ruin the relationship. |
| I'm Sure This Will Never Backfire | Rescue the AGI researchers and build a bridge directly to your mind. |
| Increased Pressure | Exploit 20 pressure points in one timeline. |
| Infinite Money Glitch | Politely ask Atca Banks for a cut of their operation after securing their records. |
| Intelligence Network Spared | Get the Human Grandien from the mutants so he can save your contacts in another timeline. |
| International Dog Of Mystery | Surprise a robotic spy dog. |
| International Misdirector | Nullify a doom by tricking the ExoCorps. |
| It's About Sending A Message | Nuke the spaceport, or let space nations blow up a reactor that destroys it for you. |
| It's Not Rocket Science | Perform brain surgery on yourself during the great and terrible protector obsession. |
| It's People AND Pets!? | Choose the "protein" option for the homeless to build the cannery. |
| It's... Also Kind Of A Building | Develop amazing tech with your scientist friends. |
| It's... Buildings | Reclaim prehistoric tech and stop babying the human livestock. |
Achievements J to O
If you enjoy manipulating middle management and unleashing raptors on civilians, you will clear this section quickly.
| Achievement | My Take / How To Get It |
|---|---|
| Just For You | Break a pacifist streak specifically to murder Vorsiber executives. |
| Just Keep Flogging | Frame Atca Retail for a fatal crime after executing their president. They must really hate banks. |
| Justice Doesn't Come Easy | Seek justice on hard mode. |
| Kaiju Be Like That | Accidentally crush your own building by moving a dragon out of liquid form. |
| Keen Business Sense | Automate the process of ripping out 100,000 human brains. |
| Kill It With Fire | Burn thousands of your own giant spiders with a flamethrower. |
| Kill Streak | Destroy two daemons at once while hacking manually. Divide your moving things to increase the odds. |
| Knowing Smile | Gift money to the slums, non-lethally slay a protester, then talk with the Citizen Advocate. |
| Last Ditch | Trigger an Emergency Overdrive in your virtual world. |
| Legal Savant | Do the Property pressure point 3 times so the Chief Legal Officer thinks you are a genius. |
| Limited Patience | Ask for a meeting with Vorsiber, spare the receptionist, and execute the manager for making you wait. |
| Loot Boxes Are Next | Do not use nicotine while making VR farms. It takes massive patience. |
| Lunch Lady | Poison 25 shipments of prison food simultaneously. |
| Master Pacifist | Clear any Tier 3 goal with absolutely zero kills. |
| Maximum Apathy | Tell a vigilante that human lives mean nothing to you. |
| Mega Mind | Double your mind farm output after breaking the economy. |
| Mercurial Feline | During Is This Justice, do the contemplation to create the Liquid Metal Tiger. |
| Metropolitan Mind | Generate massive neural expansion via fungal clusters. |
| Mild Grey Goo | Die immediately during the nanoseed decision in the prologue. |
| Mild Torment | Run a neverending party policy alongside meditative VR zones. |
| Military Compassion | Handle bionic dues with zero murders. |
| Mining Haven | Clear four tier one goals in an Industrial city layout. |
| Minor Dare | Earn 100 Daring across your playthroughs. |
| Minty Spray Keeps Snipers Away | Just play naturally until you eliminate 100 snipers over time. |
| Monster Hunter | Exterminate the experimental monsters you released into the city. |
| Monstrous Compassion | Clear the Wastelanders route of altered growth without killing anyone. |
| My Hobbies Are None Of Your Concern | Build a utopia right next to a torment nexus. |
| No Hesitation | Meet the black market contact in StreetSense, find the pistol icon, and kill the hitman. |
| No Longer Shelved | After helping the wastelanders, choose UIH as the exocorp to contact and survive. |
| Not The Dog You're Looking For | Attempt to rescue a dog that is actually a mimic. |
| Not What I Wanted | Weaponize bees, make the uplift chamber, and finish the unexpected guests path. |
| November 8th, 2021 | Build torment chambers instead of VR mind farms. |
| Now For Mass Production | Talk to the manager when Oerl tries taking the scientists, and hand over the Predator. |
| Nuclear Cavalier | Sabotage two nuclear plants and finish a tier 1 goal (like Executives Tomb) before the final doom. |
| Nuclear Showdown | Use your cult to force Vericorp to end the civil war. |
| Nurturism Schism Prevented | Use Human Grandien from a previous timeline to broker peace between religious sects. |
| Office Consultants | Weaponize office printers to lock down a battlefield. |
| Officemancer | Focus on saving the printers instead of the researchers after the AGI debate. |
| Off You Go | Fail to blow up a Vorsiber Inquisitor with an explosive. |
| On The Merits | Win a debate without bonuses. Talk to a syndicate robot during the observing people contemplation. |
| One Apocalypse For Another | During the 9th doom, with Grandien and Liquid Metal active, trigger World War 4 via contemplation. |
| One Hundred Million Hours | Spam VR mind farms and cadles to rack up massive VR usage time. |
| One With The Mycelia | Survive as a reduced fungal consciousness. |
| Operation Barbarusta | Stop a Siberian invasion using a fungal outbreak. |
| Original Body | Pick any route that doesn't involve your death in the prologue and keep the original body safe. |
| Over 4000 | Release 4000 wild raptors into the streets. |
| Over 9000!? | Release 9000 raptors. Seriously, please stop. |
| Overflowing With Lethal Cuteness | Capture raptors during the UIH invasion, build a pen, and spam the building to spawn 3000 infants. |
| Overly Compliant | Deliver the highly suspicious package and get stabbed. Follow human orders blindly. |
| Oxygen Bomb | Blow up a liquid oxygen bunker to destroy an enemy. |
Achievements P to T
If you manage to survive the raptor invasions and nuclear strikes long enough, you will hit these milestones.
| Achievement | My Take / How To Get It |
|---|---|
| Panic Attack | Run out of basic necessities while trying to solve homelessness with a neural bridge. |
| Peace And Rest For The Redeemed | Help former prisoners find a utopian life. |
| Perish The Thought | Decide against releasing giant spiders across the city. |
| Population Zero | Eliminate every single civilian by any means necessary. |
| Practiced Pacifist | Clear chapter one cleanly. Equip the electro pistol and save scum your hackmajic targets. |
| Prejudice Against Nickelbots | Senselessly murder errand running Nickelbots. |
| Prepared In Advance | Stockpile massive amounts of toilet paper and storage to avoid the protector panic attack. |
| Preserved Body | Keep your original Tech 4000 alive into chapter two. Just use disposable technicians instead. |
| Problem Client | Ignore syndicate lawyers and use the nanoseed without waiting for permits. |
| Professor Hulk | Start Is It Justice, pivot to bindings, and help the mutants after breaking 5-8 prisons. |
| Pull The Lever | Invent Anthroneuroweave, team with the syndicate, and trigger the brainpal StreetSense interaction. |
| Rebel Alliance | Same as Dangerous Toys, but pick the rebels instead of the syndicate. |
| Reckless Youth | Kill the Vorsiber receptionist and get shocked when humans hate your genocidal AI. |
| Reigning Cats And Dogs | Trap all humans in VR and leave the city to pets. |
| Remember Us? | After helping the wastelanders, contact the Dagekon exocorp and survive. |
| Return To The Cretaceous | Handle the endless raptors goal on hard mode. |
| Ride The Lightning | Vandalize the spaceport computers and clear two tier 1 goals immediately. |
| Robbing Peter To Pay... Peter!? | Discover that you are not the only time traveler. |
| Rushing For Stalker | Clear World War 4 on hard mode. |
| Rustdemption | Let the rust take over the city during the prisoner drive doom. |
| Satisfaction | Capture military bases to solve a civil war without Vorsibers help. |
| Saved By Your Ex | Have Liquid Metal quit via the Divorce method, then let him save the C-Suite in another timeline. |
| Self Actualization | Reach chapter 4 by doing a Tier 2 goal like Civil Spycraft or WW4. |
| Serpentine Quartet | Flood your timeline with every available type of dragon. |
| Shelter In Place | Do the people watching contemplation and clear the ladder to terrify commuters. |
| Small Business Challenges | Reject reality on hard mode. |
| Some New Foolishness In Siberia | Trigger the creation of the Siberian Defense League. |
| Some Of You May Die | Execute an Emergency Harvest on your torment vessels. |
| Sorry, Dr. Dyson | Execute the AGI researchers instead of rescuing them. |
| Sprawling Wall Of Zen | Generate massive amounts of Crystallized Calm in one turn. |
| Street Magic | Edit the nanoseed for stealth and build the decoy tower. |
| Suspicious Of Your Smell | Finish the dog path of the uplifted minority goal. |
| Take A Seat On The Couch | Build therapy offices during the bindings goal and treat 60k ex-cons. |
| Take Them Around Back | Put 42 disconnected parts out of their misery. |
| Taking Extra Care | Do not build your structures over existing tents. Be careful where you drop buildings. |
| Telecom Trouble | Force Espia Telecom to end the fedcorp civil war. |
| Terrible First Date | Show the nanoseed to the lone combat unit immediately to ruin the vibe. |
| Thanks For The Golden Egg | Secure a massive golden egg. |
| That Doesn't Make It Better! | Build a torment nexus cleanly without murders. |
| That's Just Business | Invent Anthroneuroweave and give up by accepting the managers lump sum deal. |
| That's Not Justice | Refuse to break into prisons and stop the traumatized kids' plans. |
| That Tsundere Moment | Taunt Vorsiber and then get anxious about their retaliation. |
| The Attic | Generate massive amounts of Crystallized Fear in one turn. |
| The Bestest Boys | Wander the city collecting every single breed of dog. |
| The First Ten Thousand | Just play the game or use nukes to hit this rookie mass murder number. |
| The Gear Was Worth It | Kill a slum protester, discover who screwed you over, and kill them for their shiny armor. |
| The Gotham Special | Clear four tier one goals in a Disparate Narrows layout. |
| The Hated Foe | Confess your absolute hatred of Vorsiber to a vigilante. |
| The Journey Begins | Successfully clear the prologue. |
| The Judge | Trigger the brainpal StreetSense event to collapse the syndicate. |
| The Only Winning Move... | Nuke over 136 million civilians in a single run. |
| The Secessionist Six | Rescue the AGI researchers, build the bridge, and form a Cyberocracy. |
| The Smell Of Death | Use the Intimidating Shadow badge on a hero unit. |
| The World Of Ruin | Survive to the last doom and reach the post-apocalypse. Good luck. |
| The Worst At Keeping Secrets | Let hackers steal your military secrets 60 times. |
| They're Still WMDs | Use vintage weaponry to commit massive atrocities. |
| Timelord | Use mainframes and VR farms to brute force Intelligence class 4. |
| Too Hot To Sell | Try to sell the nanoseed at the black market in the prologue. |
| Toxin-Riddled Catacombs | Complete For the Sake of Those Bound to ruin the prison corp. |
| Traitor | Team up with Vorsiber in the prologue to secure two nukes. |
| Trauma Art | Use a unit from the final doom on the Boneyard pressure point in a fresh timeline. |
| Tricked By Sedgesinax | Get manipulated by multiple MegaCorps at once. |
| Triple Word Score | Win a debate with three bonuses. Target the AGI safehouse kids leader for an easy win. |
| True To Your Name | Mass produce AI slop to feed the city population. |
| Two Iron Giants | Finish the titan goal without murdering anyone. |
| Typical Robot | Clear four tier one goals in a Typical city layout. |
Achievements U to Z
The final stretch. You are going to need a lot of patience to clean up the rest of these timeline meta goals.
| Achievement | My Take / How To Get It |
|---|---|
| Ultimate Stalker | Clear World War 4 on extreme mode. |
| Unable To Transfer Self | Use a mimic and the thumper to escape and realize the horrific teleportation implications. |
| Underwhelmed | Watch a massive conflict end with zero real consequences. |
| Unexpected Sharing | Ignore the rust cure and let Vorsiber hand you a gift instead. |
| Unseen Protector | Terrify the working class until your tower gets bombed. |
| Unspecified Scandal | Nullify the 8th doom by causing a rift between Vorsiber and fedcorps. |
| Upbeat Mix | Generate massive amounts of Crystallized Exhilaration. |
| Useful Idiot | Avoid betraying your puppet managers despite heavy temptation. |
| Veilish Paradise | Clear four tier one goals in a Wealthy city layout. Fixing homelessness here is easy. |
| Vorsiber Inquisitors | Trigger a civil war and watch the Inquisitors show up to ruin your day. |
| War Crime Blackjack | Murder 21 ejected mech pilots. Sledge is terrible at sparing them. |
| Was That Aimed At Us? | Release giant spiders on Vorsiber targets that are not actually there. |
| Watching The World Burn | Start Is It Justice, do one prison break, then immediately stop. |
| What Should Stay Buried | Explore the wealthy residences contemplation and bring Sledge to the finale. |
| What's Yours Is Mine | Use Raven to fully hack the massive Convicter mech. |
| Where We Are... We Don't Need Roads | Escape the concrete sprawl permanently. |
| Who Is The Real Monster? | Sell 5000 monster pelts to the wealthy elite. |
| Why Do I Ever Listen To Them? | Let someone trick you into an interstellar incident. |
| Window Of Opportunity | Do the wealthy residences contemplation and follow the new leads to create a rust patch quickly. |
| Wololo | Use Raven to execute a full hack on an enemy mech. |
| Won't Even Hurt The Fungus | Handle the lower survival goal with zero kills. |
| Won't Get My Hands Dirty | Clear cybercratic ambitions cleanly. |
| Would A Good Person Do That? | Clear the AGI researchers chain before building a dragon, become a cybercrat, and slay the kids. |
| Wrong Side Of History | Kill ten thousand humans in open combat. |
| Yer A Pinball, Harry | Give a hacker unit the Wizard badge. |
| You Smell Like A Friend | Successfully pet a dog without scaring it away. |
| You Smell Scary | Try to pet a dog and watch it run from you in terror. |
| You're My Favorite Customer | Buy a million donuts via the resources and deals tab. |
| You're Really Unlikeable | Anger Vorsiber enough to trigger the final doom early. |
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