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Ubisoft Just Admitted to a Massive Accounting Error, but Sugar Daddy Tencent Is Footing the Bill
The mystery of the trading halt is solved. It wasn't a hostile takeover, it was a spreadsheet disaster. Ubisoft messed up their accounts, broke a loan agreement, and is now being bailed out by Tencent money.
Dispatch Just Hit 2 Million Sales, Proving We All Secretly Want to Manage a Squad of Idiots
The narrative game genre was supposed to be dead, but Dispatch just sold 2 million copies in a month. Apparently, people do like reading if the writing isn't trash
The Sickos Behind Little Nightmares Are Back with REANIMAL, and You Can Play It Right Now
The creators of Little Nightmares have finally dated their new nightmare fuel, REANIMAL. Even better? You can download a demo today and start getting traumatized immediately.
The Venator Just Got Kneecapped in Arc Raiders Patch 1.3.0, and It’s About Damn Time
The reign of the pocket-SMG is over. Patch 1.3.0 finally swings the nerf hammer at the Venator, and I am ready to dance on its grave.
Battlefield 6 Just Dropped a Nuke on the Sales Charts (and Call of Duty Should Be Sweating)
Remember when everyone said Battlefield was dead? Well, Battlefield 6 just had the biggest launch in three years and is currently the best-selling game of 2025. Oops.
Battlefield 6 Just Nuked Your K/D Ratio, and It Is Hilarious
Your K/D ratio is about to plummet, and you can't blame the lag this time. EA just scrubbed bot kills from the record books, but kept the deaths.
The New Steam Machine Is Going to Hurt Your Wallet, According to Linus Tech Tips
Linus Sebastian just dropped a heavy hint about the Steam Machine’s price, and if you were hoping for a $500 console killer, you might want to start saving your pennies now.
Ubisoft Finally Breaks Silence: Earnings and Trading Return This Friday (So Grab Your Popcorn)
The silence is finally over. After a terrifying week-long trading halt, Ubisoft has confirmed when they will release their earnings and let the market decide their fate.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Sales Plummet 61% in the UK - The AI Slop Era Is Finally Hitting the Bottom Line
The annual Call of Duty launch just hit a massive snag: UK physical sales for Black Ops 7 are down a shocking 61% compared to last year's entry, failing to even top Battlefield 6.
Paramount Skydance Denies Its Warner Bros. Bid Is Fueled by Arab Oil Money
Paramount Skydance is shutting down rumors that its massive bid for Warner Bros. Discovery is being bankrolled by Arab sovereign wealth funds. The merger drama continues.
V Rising Hits 6 Million Players: Apparently, We All Really Like Drinking Blood
Stunlock Studios just confirmed that 6 million people have woken up in Vardoran. That is a massive amount of castles, a lot of bitten necks, and significantly more accidental deaths by sunlight.
Guild Wars Reforged Announced: ArenaNet Finally Gives the Classic a Glow-Up
After 20 years, Tyria is getting a facelift. The original Guild Wars is back with controller support, better graphics, and a price tag that won't make you cry.
Take-Two’s CEO Just Admitted the Future Is PC, So Where the Hell Is My GTA VI Port?
The guy who sells us GTA twice says consoles are fading and PC is the future. Is he right, or just following the money?
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Just Set a TGA Record, and the GOTY List Is a Bloodbath
The TGA nominations just dropped, and an indie RPG set a new record. Also, Hollow Knight: Silksong is real and up for Game of the Year. What a world.
Ubisoft Says You're "Playing Fewer Games." No, We're Just Not Buying Broken Ones.
Ubisoft is blaming you for their bad sales, claiming "consumers are playing fewer games." What a load of bullshit. We're just sick of paying full price for broken betas.
Valve Claims Their New Steam Machine Is Beefier Than 70% of Your Rigs
Valve's making some huge claims about their new Steam Machine, saying it'll smoke 70% of the PCs on their own platform. Is this thing for real?
Call of Duty's Shitty AI Art Is Now Officially a Federal Problem
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 used some "Ghibli-style" AI slop for its calling cards, and the backlash got so big a US Congressman is now calling for regulations. What a time to be alive.
Paradox and Colossal Order Are Divorcing, and Cities: Skylines II Is the Unwanted Kid
Well, it's official. Colossal Order is jumping ship from the Cities: Skylines II disaster. Paradox is handing the wreckage over to a new studio. This can't be good.
Escape from Tarkov's Steam Launch Is a Masterclass in How to Piss Off Every Single Player You Have
Tarkov finally hits Steam and it's an immediate, predictable dumpster fire. Players are getting scammed out of refunds, and veterans are getting shafted.
'Black Ops 7' Is Full of AI Slop, Because Your €80 Means Nothing to Activision
So, Black Ops 7 is here, and it costs €80. What did we get for that price? A game infested with AI-generated slop. They're not even hiding it.