Editor's Picks
ZERO SIEVERT REVIEW - WHEN TARKOV AND stalker HAVE A DYSFUNCTIONAL BABY
Ever wondered what would happen if Escape from Tarkov and STALKER had a baby, but halfway through pregnancy they decided to raise it on a strict diet of pixels and bugs? Well, wonder no more, because ZERO Sievert is here to answer that question nobody asked.
WILMOT WORKS IT OUT REVIEW - THE MOST ADDICTIVE WAY TO SORT YOUR LIFE OUT
You know that oddly satisfying feeling you get from organizing your sock drawer at 3 AM? Well, Wilmot Works It Out is basically that feeling turned into a game, and somehow they've made sorting puzzle pieces more addictive than scrolling through TikTok at work.
TRAILCAM Review: When Bird Watching Goes Horribly Wrong
Ever wondered what it's like to be the world's most incompetent wildlife investigator? TRAILCAM lets you live out that oddly specific fantasy, offering all the thrills of staring at grainy footage while questioning your career choices. It's like Pokemon Snap meets Blair Witch, minus the Pokemon, and most of the excitement.
Animal Trainer Simulator Review: Horse Girls' Fever Dream Gone Wrong
Ever wanted to experience what it's like to run an animal training center while simultaneously questioning reality itself? Animal Trainer Simulator is here to fulfill that oddly specific fantasy, bringing you all the joys of pet training combined with more bugs than an entomologist's wet dream.
UNRAILED 2: BACK ON TRACK PREVIEW - FRIENDSHIP-DESTROYING FUN RETURNS FOR ROUND TWO
Remember that time you thought co-op gaming with friends would be fun, and then Overcooked! made you question every life choice that led to that moment? Well, grab your therapy bills and get ready for round two, because Unrailed 2: Back on Track is coming to test your relationships all over again.
Voidtrain Review: When Cosmic Horror Meets Thomas the Tank Engine
What do you get when you cross Raft with Thomas the Tank Engine and throw them both into the void? Apparently, you get Voidtrain, a game that answers the age-old question: "What if trains could float?" It's like someone played BioShock Infinite and thought, "You know what this needs? More train customization and worse gunplay."
Diplomacy is Not an Option Review: When 'Git Gud' Becomes Official Policy
Remember when you played Age of Empires and thought, "This is nice, but what if it hated me personally?" Well, congratulations, Diplomacy is Not an Option is here to fulfill your masochistic fantasies. It's like They Are Billions had a baby with Dark Souls, and that baby wants you dead.
Garage Flipper Review: Where Dreams of Car Storage Go to Die
You know how the gaming industry's currently going through its "flip everything that exists" phase? Well, Garage Flipper is here to prove that not everything needs a renovation simulator. It's like House Flipper had a child with a broken GPU, and neither parent showed up for custody.
Black One Blood Brothers Review: When One Dev Dreams Bigger Than AAA
Ever wondered what would happen if someone looked at ARMA 3, Rainbow Six, and Ghost Recon, then said "I can make that by myself"? Well, Black One Blood Brothers is your answer, and it's either the most ambitious one-man project in gaming or the most beautiful train wreck you'll ever witness. Possibly both.
Kill Knight Review: Where Dark Souls Meets Robotron in a Heavy Metal Moshpit
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Kill Knight, a twin-stick shooter that's about as relaxing as performing brain surgery during an earthquake. This isn't your grandma's arcade game – unless your grandma happens to be a hardcore demon-slaying badass.
Ominous Review: Hide and Seek Meets Interdimensional Chaos
Imagine playing the world's most terrifying game of hide and seek, where you can't see your friends, but the boogeyman can see everyone. Welcome to Ominous, the game that answers the question, "What if we made a horror game, but added a dash of existential loneliness?"
Inn Tycoon Review: Where Watching Paint Dry Meets Medieval Hospitality
Ah, Inn Tycoon, the game that answers the age-old question: "What if we made a management sim, but removed most of the management?" Strap on your lute and don your best "I'd like to speak to the tavern keeper" haircut, because we're diving into the thrilling world of medieval hospitality.
Russian Roulette: Online Review - Digital Russian Roulette Where the Real Loser is Your Wallet
Well, folks, it seems the developers of Russian Roulette: Online decided to play their own version of Russian roulette with game design, and boy, did they lose spectacularly. This game is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake, and twice as frustrating.
Forever Skies Review: Subnautica's Floaty Cousin with Commitment Issues
Ah, Forever Skies, the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Subnautica had a baby with a blimp?" Well, we're about to take a wild ride through the skies of a post-apocalyptic Earth that's more toxic than your ex's Twitter feed.
COPYCAT REVIEW: A FELINE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT'LL LEAVE YOU FURBALLED
Well, well, well, cat lovers and masochists alike, gather 'round for a tale of whiskers, woe, and what-the-actual-fuck. Copycat, the game that promises to let you live out your feline fantasies, is here to remind you why some dreams should stay in the litter box.
SLIME RANCHER 2 EA REVIEW: MORE WIGGLY GOODNESS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A VACPACK AT
Ah, Slime Rancher 2 - the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Jell-O was sentient and fucking adorable?" Monomi Park's sequel to their smash hit is here to once again make you question your life choices as you spend hours cooing over digital goo-balls.
ARA: HISTORY UNTOLD - WHEN 4X STRATEGY SNORTS A LINE OF PURE ECONOMICS
Ara: History Untold - the game that answers the age-old question: "What if Civilization and Anno had a love child raised by an economist with ADHD?" This 4X strategy game tries to reinvent the wheel, and sometimes it rolls, sometimes it's square, and sometimes it fucking levitates. #GiftedbyXbox
FROSTPUNK 2: WHERE SURVIVAL MEETS SPREADSHEETS AND FROZEN BUREAUCRACY
Frostpunk 2 promises to evolve its predecessor's intimate survival sim into a grand political clusterfuck. But much like trying to govern a city of frostbitten malcontents, the results are as messy as they are divisive.
BACKROOMS: ESCAPE TOGETHER - WHEN LIMINAL SPACES MEET UNREAL ENGINE 5
Welcome to the Backrooms, where the wallpaper is yellower than a chain smoker's teeth and the carpet smells like your grandma's attic on steroids. Backrooms: Escape Together is the latest entry in the ever-expanding "get lost in creepy-ass empty spaces" genre, and it's here to answer the age-old question: What if we made a horror game, but made it really fucking pretty?
SUCKER FOR LOVE: DATE TO DIE FOR - ELDRITCH HORNINESS MEETS HORROR
Akabaka's back with another cosmic fuck-fest, and this time they've cranked the Lovecraftian horror up to eleven. "Sucker for Love: Date to Die For" is less about awkward dates with tentacle monsters and more about running for your goddamn life while trying not to summon the end of the world.