Ever wondered what would happen if IKEA made a car and gave you the instructions in Finnish? My Summer Car answers that question with a resounding "Perkele!" while throwing a wrench at your head and then making you walk 10 kilometers to retrieve it.

Ever wondered what would happen if Diablo and Vampire Survivors had a pixel art baby that was raised by a solo developer with an unhealthy obsession with permadeath, then sent that baby to the School of Roguelike Hard Knocks? Well, The Rangers in the South answers that question, and the result is a beautiful mess of ambition, charm, and just enough jank to keep you on your toes.

Ever wondered what happens when an unstoppable Chinese tech giant meets an immovable French gaming dynasty? Well, according to a fresh report from Insider Gaming, we're watching that exact corporate telenovela unfold with Ubisoft and Tencent's stalled buyout talks.

Ever wondered what would happen if Nintendo decided to let their family-friendly console throw hands with the big boys? Well, a recent leak suggests we might find out sooner rather than later, and it's got more potential than a plumber with a power-up.

Ever wondered what would happen if someone took the first Unrailed game, injected it with steroids, and gave it a degree in civil engineering? Well, grab your pickaxe and kiss your friendships goodbye, because Unrailed 2 is here to make you question every life choice that led you to becoming an amateur railroad constructor.

Ever since I first laid eyes on those Price is Right Plinko episodes, I've dreamed of mastering the art of watching things fall down a board covered in pegs. Now, after spending way too many hours with Ballionaire, I can confidently say that dream was a mistake - because I can't stop playing this damn game.

Ever wondered what would happen if someone took Goblin Slayer, mixed it with a budget SRPG from 1995, and then forgot to add half the basic features we've come to expect from modern games? Well, grab your dice and lower your expectations, because GOBLIN SLAYER -ANOTHER ADVENTURER- NIGHTMARE FEAST (CHRIST THAT’S A LONG NAME, from now on we will just call it ehm… GSAANF) is here to show us exactly that.

Ever wondered what would happen if Lego games had a baby with a toy store's clearance bin? Well, polish your oversized bobbleheads because Funko Fusion is here to answer that question, for better or worse, and honestly, it's a bit of both.

Ever wondered what would happen if someone finally made an SCP game that didn't just throw 173 and 096 at you while you run around like a headless chicken? Well, grab your camera and put on your psychological armor, because Go Home Annie is here to show us that the SCP universe is way more than just neck-snapping statues and shy guys with anger issues.

Remember Dealer's Life 1 and 2? Those oddly addictive pawn shop simulators where you could spend hours haggling over questionably obtained items while building your retail empire? Well, if you enjoyed those, you're in for a treat, because Legend is shaping up to be everything we loved about the originals and then some.

Ever wondered what it would be like if your grandma went full psycho and trapped you in a house that makes the SAW franchise look like a daycare center? Well, wonder no more because Granny: Escape Together is here to answer that burning question absolutely nobody asked for.

Ever wondered what would happen if H.P. Lovecraft and the DOOM guy had a baby, then dropped it on its head a few times? Well, Forgive Me Father 2 is here to answer that question with its comic-book styled violence and questionably mobile protagonist.

Ever wondered what would happen if Vampire Survivors had a one-night stand with a budget RPG and forgot to call back? Well, Black Dragon Mage is that unexpected lovechild, complete with pixelated daddy issues and a concerning lack of depth. But like that weird cousin who's really good at exactly one party trick, it's got its moments.

Ever wondered what it's like to experience a mental breakdown while trying to perfectly squirt exactly three drops of ketchup on a burger? Well, strap on that virtual name tag because Fast Food Simulator is here to give you all the workplace trauma without the actual paycheck.

Ever wondered what it would be like to run your own movie studio while fighting with a UI that seems designed by a drunk monkey with a vendetta against edge scrolling? Well, Blockbuster Inc. is here to answer that question, and boy, is it a mixed bag of popcorn.

Ever wondered what would happen if XCOM had a drunken one-night stand with FTL while watching Pirates of the Caribbean? Well, Rogue Waters is that beautiful bastard child. It's a tactical roguelite that combines ship-to-ship combat with turn-based boarding action, serving up a platter of strategy with a side of "yarr" that's both engaging and slightly undercooked.

Ever wondered what happens when a gaming retail giant finally runs out of extra lives? GameStop is about to show us, announcing their permanent departure from Germany by January 31, 2025. The once-mighty retailer is pulling the plug on their remaining 70 stores in the country, marking another major retreat from the European market.

Ever wondered what Valve does besides counting your Steam sale purchases? According to Tyler McVicker, they're busy cooking up more projects than Gordon Freeman has time for. The company's apparently working on something called Deckard, while a Half-Life 2 veteran suspiciously returns to the fold. Valve teasing Half-Life 3? What year is it again?

Ever wondered what happens when you take a beloved mech franchise, sprinkle it with some Clan warfare, and somehow still end up with more bugs than features? Well, strap into your neurohelmet, because MechWarrior 5: Clans is here to show us exactly that.

Just when you thought Fortnite couldn't possibly stuff more IPs into its battle royale blender, here comes another wave of potential crossovers that reads like someone's fever dream wishlist. According to reliable leaker Shpeshal Nick (the same prophet who called the DOOM and TMNT collabs), we're in for quite the eclectic mix.