Editor's Picks
V Rising Review: Dracula's Wet Dream Come True
"V Rising" has finally swooped out of early access like a bat out of hell, and it's a full-blown bloodsucking party. This isn't just your garden-variety vampire flick; it's an ARPG that lets you build, battle, and basically become the Dracula of your dreams. And guess what? It's bloody brilliant!
Outpath Review: Not Just Another Crafting Game
Alright, strap in folks, because we’re diving head-first into "Outpath," a game that does for crafting what a tornado does for a junkyard: throws everything together and hopes it sticks. It’s like "Forager," but if "Forager" drank a six-pack and decided first-person was the way to go. It’s quirky, it’s fun, and it just might be the perfect antidote to your big-budget blockbuster blues.
Unspoken Review: A Scream-Worthy Bargain That Delivers Shivers
Diving into the indie horror scene can often feel like rummaging through a trick-or-treat bag; it's a mixed bag but occasionally, you unearth a piece of candy that is both unexpected and delightful. "Unspoken" hits the sweet spot—offering up chills and thrills that belie its humble origins and even humbler price tag.
Candyland: Sweet Survival Review: A Bitter Disappointment in a Sugary Disguise
The indie gaming scene often serves as a fertile ground for unique, daring concepts that big studios tend to shy away from. "Candyland: Sweet Survival" enters the fray with a promise of combining a charmingly eerie candy factory setting with survival horror mechanics—a concept as tantalizing as a gourmet truffle. However, the end result tastes more like that forgotten Halloween candy you find under the couch: stale, disappointing, and vaguely unsettling.
Indika Review - A Hellishly Good Trip Through a Divine Russian Dystopia
Listen up, because "Indika" is not your typical walk through the Sunday school. Hell no, this is one twisted journey with a devilishly clever twist—imagine a nun, a real holy roller, teaming up with the freakin' devil himself, stomping around a 19th-century Russia that’s more Tim Burton than Tolstoy.
POOLS Review - Dive Into the Deep End of Creepy
Alright, let's get this straight: if you're looking for a game to blast through with guns blazing and monsters to mow down, "POOLS" will just float right past you. But if you're into the kind of game that creeps up on you like a fog, thick and slow, where the scariest thing isn't what jumps out, but what might be lurking just out of sight, you’ll love pools.
Manor Lords Review - A Medieval Marvel or a Feudal Fumble?
Manor Lords burst onto the scene with the ambitious promise of blending deep city-building mechanics with intense strategic combat. The result? A game that feels like it's teetering on the brink of becoming a genre classic, yet still shows the raw edges of its early access roots. Let’s dive into the gritty details and find out if it's worth your time—or if you should wait for the final coat of polish.
The Planet Crafter review - Building Worlds, Not Wars
In the realm of survival and crafting games, "The Planet Crafter" stands out by ditching the typical combat-heavy narratives for a more serene yet challenging experience: terraforming a dead planet into a thriving ecosystem. Here, the game isn’t about destroying; it's about creating, nurturing, and watching a barren landscape evolve into a lush, habitable world. It's a refreshing change of pace for those who've had their fill of post-apocalyptic wastelands and monster-infested dungeons.
Cepheus Protocol: The RTS That Infects Your Free Time
Dive headfirst into "Cepheus Protocol," an RTS game that's as chaotic as a supermarket before a hurricane. You're in charge of CERC, the only gang in town with enough guns and guts to face down an alien virus turning folks into not-so-friendly neighbors. Think "The Walking Dead” meets "StarCraft," with a sprinkle of "why the hell can't I stop playing?”
Aquarist review - My Deep Dive Into the Chill Depths of Aquarium Life
"Aquarist" kicks off with you inheriting a fish tank that looks sadder than a fish out of water. But hey, it's not just any fish tank; it's your ticket to becoming the ultimate aquarist. With a bit of cash and a dream, I embarked on my journey from my bedroom to the big leagues, aiming to build the sickest underwater cribs the digital world has ever seen.
ARK: Bob's Tall Tales review - A 30 Euro April Fools' Joke
Jumping into "Bob's Tall Tales," I was hoping for something epic, something that would make my 30 euros feel like an investment rather than a daylight robbery. Instead, what I got was the gaming equivalent of a whoopee cushion: amusing for a second, but ultimately, just a load of hot air.
Highwater: Navigating the Depths of Disappointment and Delight
Gather around, dear digital adventurers, for a tale of post-apocalyptic travels, turn-based tangles, and tunes that tug at the heartstrings. "Highwater" promised an story through sunken civilizations with a boat, a dream, and a pirate radio to guide the way.
Maniac: Where Mayhem Meets Madness in the Ultimate Sandbox
Let me take you on a wild ride through the chaotic streets of "Maniac," a game that dares to ask, "What if GTA met Vampire Survivors in a bar and decided to create the ultimate chaos simulator?" Yeah, it's as bonkers as it sounds. Strap in; this is going to be a bumpy ride.
Lightyear Frontier review: The Chill Frontier Where No Farmer Has Gone Before
We’re diving headfirst into the cosmic rodeo that is Lightyear Frontier, where your space boots will get more dirt on 'em from farming than from kicking alien ass. This ain’t your grandpappy’s space journey; it’s more like Stardew Valley had a steamy affair with MechWarrior, and their lovechild decided to become an interstellar farmer instead of a galaxy-trotting warrior.
Terror at Oakheart: A Retro Nightmare Comes Alive
Terror at Oakheart isn’t just a game; it’s a frickin' time machine! This little gem throws us back to a time when the scariest things came in 2D and horror wasn’t just about fancy graphics but about that bone-chilling sensation creeping up your spine. And boy, does it deliver!
Midnight Monitor: Aldercourt review - A Hauntingly Good Time at the Station
Alright, buckle up buttercups because Midnight Monitor: Aldercourt just left the station. Imagine if London decided, "Screw it, let’s add a dash of the paranormal to our already confusing subway system," and bam, Aldercourt Station is born.
METAL GEAR SOLID: MASTER COLLECTION VOL. 1 Review - A Legacy Unpolished and Underwhelmed
Diving deeper into the murky depths of METAL GEAR SOLID: MASTER COLLECTION VOL. 1, it’s like unpacking a box of your favorite childhood toys, only to find they've seen better days. The collection, a potential treasure trove of stealth-action nostalgia, unfortunately, feels more like a missed opportunity wrapped in a cloak of minimal effort.
Type King Review: The Royal Road to Carpal Tunnel
Type King has entered the arena, and it's here to make you sweat, swear, and maybe shed a tear of pure joy (or frustration, depends on how you roll). This isn't your grandma's typing game; it's a hardcore boot camp for your digits wrapped in a deceptively adorable package.
Disco Simulator Review: Groovin' Through the Night
"Disco Simulator," the game that lets you become the ultimate nightclub tycoon without the risk of a hangover,. This game promises a heady mix of strategy, creativity, and, most importantly, fun. But does it deliver a boogie wonderland?
The Thaumaturge review: When Slavic Folklore Meets a Fucked-Up Fantasy RPG
Lads and lasses, gather 'round because I've stumbled upon a game that's as enigmatic as a witch's brew and twice as intoxicating. "The Thaumaturge" pitches itself as this dark fantasy RPG cocktail mixed with a shot of historical drama, a splash of supernatural detective work, and a twist of Slavic folklore that'll either have you chanting spells or screaming for mercy.