Romeo Is A Dead Man: The Complete WorstPink Quiz Cheat Sheet

Most video game marriages involve a nice cutscene, but Romeo Is A Dead Man decides to simulate the actual exhaustion of a relationship by forcing you to answer 99 consecutive questions correctly.

If you are reading this, you are likely hunting for the Romeo Is A Wed Man trophy and have realized the horror of what it entails. You have to talk to WorstPink in the Last Night hub, select "Examine me," and navigate a minefield of 99 questions.

There are no checkpoints. There are no saves. If you misclick on question 98, you are going back to question 1. It is stressful, boring, and frankly, a little sadistic. I sat through this interrogation and wrote down every single answer so you don't have to guess.

The First Leg (Questions 1-35)

The quiz starts off relatively tame. It’s mostly about vibes, feelings, and basic memory checks regarding the game world. Don't get complacent, though.

ANSWERS 1 - 35

The warm-up round. Don't screw this up.

Q#	CORRECT ANSWER
1	I'm excited.
2	I haven't checked.
3	I don't remember
4	My Heart.
5	Leave them alone.
6	I'm trying to forget it now.
7	The time before I go to sleep.
8	A Break.
9	Sometimes.
10	Yes.
11	The final gas in a battle Royale.
12	When I feel Like I'm about to cry.
13	DoDonPachi Resurrection.
14	Wait for someone to contact me.
15	Comedy.
16	Just one foot.
17	Someone else's face.
18	My Feet.
19	A poster of my favorite movie.
20	Keep drinking from it.
21	Left.
22	Escape.
23	Bondi blue.
24	Like today I can finally change.
25	I don't care about the color of the sky.
26	In bed.
27	Leave one on.
28	I only ever notice when it's about to die.
29	I'm always holding onto it.
30	In a dream.
31	The Space-Time Forest.
32	A tunnel of trees.
33	Gladiolus.
34	The path in the middle covered with fallen leaves.
35	An orange light floating in the sky.

ANSWERS 36 - 70

Keep going. You are halfway there.

Q#	CORRECT ANSWER
36	I was just thinking the same thing.
37	Nothing.
38	When the wind stops, the tribulations shall pass, and two shall be chosen.
39	The small pond.
40	Yeah, it was silver and shiny.
41	In the middle of the pond.
42	I'll hold the rod upright to maintain tension.
43	I'll reel it in slowly and carefully.
44	Release it into the pond.
45	The waiting.
46	The suspension bridge on the mountain.
47	A shortcut to love.
48	It looks like it's flickering on and off.
49	Yeah, it's definitely looping.
50	The forest to the left.
51	I think someone is guiding us.
52	The forest is listening to us.
53	I'll just barely touch your fingertips.
54	We'll pop into an old cabin.
55	The Rouge Love Letter.
56	Well, I might as well take a look.
57	There's a poem written in red letters.
58	Speed You ♡ SOSS.
59	There's something orange approaching.
60	I'm sorry for coming in without permission!
61	Someone possessing WorstPink.
62	I don't remember
63	No one has said it yet.
64	I think it was you.
65	The 43rd question.
66	I was going to go straight back.
67	I want to keep talking.
68	Being lied to.
69	Everything has been a lie.
70	Have you ever been in love?

ANSWERS 71 - 99

The home stretch. Check your answers twice.

Q#	CORRECT ANSWER
71	I just took a peek...
72	I had forgotten.
73	Anytime.
74	Return WorstPink.
75	The love letters on the table.
76	It touched my heart.
77	Ok.
78	The madness.
79	Steal the cassette player.
80	Steal the love letters.
81	29
82	In the Space-Time Forest.
83	A wanted fugitive.
84	A friend.
85	Yes.
86	12
87	Blast beats.
88	50
89	I don't know.
90	They haven't announced their official position.
91	It's about to be.
92	No.
93	It's alive.
94	You were possessed by an evil spirit.
95	It's paint.
96	It could be a dream.
97	I can't calm down.
98	A gold ring
99	Yes... I want to be together with you forever.

Once you select that last answer, the dialogue will conclude, and the Romeo Is A Wed Man trophy should pop. You are now digitally married. Go save your game immediately.