Stop treating Cloudheim like a survival game or I will personally come to your house and dismantle your crafting bench. Here is how to kick goblins into orbit and run an empire without losing your mind.

Cloudheim proves that the only thing more satisfying than quadruple-jumping across floating islands is drop-kicking a goblin into the stratosphere. It’s a physics playground with a retail management problem, but the chaos is worth the price of admission.

Tired of giving Benson a flower and getting that dead-eyed stare? I sacrificed my sanity to figure out Little Rocket Lab's gift system. You're welcome.