We all claim to love this sushi-serving masterpiece, so why did it chart lower than a game called Clicker Heroes? The answer lies in Microsoft's "surprise" culture.

I thought running a newspaper would be boring. 30 hours later, I’m sweating over a deadline, bribing the mayor, and yelling at my typesetters. News Tower is a gem.

This game is a clunky, addictive mess. I love it. But before you start, you need to know which stats are useless, why your bots are idiots, and the only two upgrades you must get first.

I love the idea: run a nightclub as a front for a growing criminal empire. But in practice, this Early Access tycoon is a buggy, unbalanced, and janky mess... and I'm still hooked.