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Microsoft Promised Call of Duty on Nintendo, and It Looks Like Sledgehammer Is Finally the Sacrificial Lamb
Microsoft swore they'd bring CoD to Nintendo to get their merger approved. A new job listing suggests Sledgehammer Games is the studio tasked with making that technical nightmare a reality.
Rumor: FromSoftware Has Been Secretly Cheating on Us With Nintendo Since 2019
We thought Elden Ring was the main event. Turns out, FromSoftware has been quietly baking a massive Switch exclusive for six years. Here is why The Duskbloods took so long to surface.
Nintendo's Black Friday Deals Are Here, and They're... Pretty Okay, Actually
Nintendo's Black Friday deals are... fine. A bunch of games are $40, a few are $30, and they'll give you $20 off the new MicroSD card you'll need for your Switch 2.
Nintendo's 'Summon' Patent Is So Bad the Head of the USPTO Just Stepped in to Kill It
Nintendo's patent war against Palworld just hit a massive snag. The head of the U.S. Patent Office just stepped in to kill one of their patents... using another Nintendo patent as the weapon.
Of Course Assassin's Creed Shadows Is Coming to Switch 2, and Of Course the "Physical" Copy Is a Fucking Scam
The leaks are true: Assassin's Creed Shadows is hitting the Switch 2 this December. The catch? The "physical version" is just another useless plastic box with a download code inside.
Game Freak's Entire Five-Year Plan Just Leaked, and It's Even Weirder Than We Thought
Just when you thought the Pokémon leaks couldn't get any crazier, Game Freak's entire five-year plan spills onto the internet. Get ready for procedurally generated islands, survival mechanics, and a villain who's apparently a real estate developer.
Pokémon's Next Games Cost Less Than a Corporate Retreat, And It Fucking Shows
The budgets for the next big Pokémon games just leaked, and they're so low I had to check if they were a typo. It seems Nintendo's strategy is to spend as little as humanly possible on one of the biggest franchises on Earth.