Editor's Picks
The Outer Worlds 2 Review: Obsidian Remembers How to Make an RPG Again (And It's Glorious)
Forget the first game. The Outer Worlds 2 is the real deal – a deep, hilarious, and punishing RPG where your choices actually stick. My full thoughts are inside.
MISERY Review: The $10 Co-op Stalker We've Begged For Is a Broken, Addictive Mess
This is the Stalker co-op I've always wanted. It's also a janky, unfinished mess with save-corrupting bugs. But for $10? I'm torn.
RV There Yet? Review: It's Capitalizing On Co-op Hype, But This Janky Mess is Still a Riot
Let's be real: RV There Yet? is another co-op "friendslop" game. But I can't deny that this $7 physics nightmare is one of the funniest I've played all year.
Species: Unknown Review: This Is the Co-op 'Alien: Isolation' I've Been Begging For
This is it. Species: Unknown is the co-op Alien: Isolation I've always wanted. The graphics are insane, the sound design is terrifying, and the monsters are... nightmares. My full review.
DREAMOUT Review: Drunk Alpaca Simulator is the Existential Crisis I Didn't Know I Needed
Woke up as a drunk alpaca helping a skull find its body. DREAMOUT is short, bizarre, and weirdly compelling. Here's my take on this fever dream of a game.
Lessaria: Fantasy Kingdom Sim REVIEW - Majesty's Ghost Just Walked In, Grabbed a Beer, and Put Its Feet Up
Finally, a game that feels like Majesty's true heir. Lessaria nails the indirect control chaos, but is it just nostalgia bait or something more? Let's dig in.
Sunken Engine Review: Fixing Boats and Fighting Eldritch Bullshit
Inherited a creepy shipyard from dear old dad? Sunken Engine throws ship repair, Lovecraftian dread, and managing a fish stall into a surprisingly compelling (and spooky) mix.
Escape From Duckov Review – A Mess of Contradictions I Can’t Stop Playing
I went into Escape From Duckov expecting a one-note joke. I came out 15 hours later, sleep-deprived and obsessed. This game is a glorious, frustrating mess, and it might be one of the best indie releases of the year.
Faire Trade Review: A Cozy Shop Sim Weighed Down by its Own Ambition
I was ready to lose my weekends to Faire Trade, the sequel to the addictive shop sim Winkeltje. But after several hours, I’m buried in bugs, a tedious grind, and a nagging feeling that I’ve played this exact game before.
Undusted: Letters from the Past Review: I Came to Clean, But This Game Just Cleaned Out My Tear Ducts Instead
I thought I was sitting down for a simple, relaxing cleaning game. Two hours later, I was a sobbing mess, emotionally devastated by a pixelated music box. What the hell just happened?
Bye Sweet Carole Review: A Work of Art So Broken It Broke My Heart
I wanted to love Bye Sweet Carole. It looks like a lost Disney classic, but it plays like a cursed prototype.
Dice Legends Review: A Beautiful Deckbuilder Where Lady Luck Is a Cruel, Cruel Mistress
I've just had my ass handed to me by a pair of dice for the fifth time in a row. Dice Legends is a beautiful game that will make you want to throw your monitor out the window.
Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion Review: A Masterpiece Disguised as a FEVER DREAM Cartoon
I just played a $10 game that has more personality and better jokes than most AAA titles. Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion is a chaotic, foul-mouthed, hand-drawn fever dream, and I think I'm in love.
Kaiserpunk Review: A Grand City Builder That Forgot to Be a Good Game
Kaiserpunk sold us the dream of a deep, alternate-history city builder. The reality is a frustrating, and bafflingly designed mess that feels more like an early prototype than a finished game, even now.
Seafarer: The Ship Sim Review: The Genre Revival We Waited a Decade For is Caught in a Storm
Seafarer: The Ship Sim has the soul of a brilliant maritime simulator trapped in the body of a janky, un-optimized mess. It makes my PC weep, but I still can't bring myself to abandon ship.
Hollywood Animal Review: My Descent from Studio Mogul to Depraved Monster
I came to Hollywood Animal to build a movie empire. I'm staying because I've discovered the joy of blackmailing my lead actor and asking the mafia to "clear the release schedule."
COMMANDOS: ORIGINS REVIEW - WHEN YOUR WAR HEROES RETURN WITH PERFORMANCE ANXIETY
Ever wondered what would happen if your fondest childhood memories stormed back into your life, only to immediately trip over the rug, spill beer on your console, and then have the audacity to charge you 50 bucks for the privilege? Well, Commandos: Origins is here to answer that question with a resounding, glitch-fueled "Ja, mein Kommandant!"
GO HOME ANNIE REVIEW - WHEN SCP MEETS PSYCHOLOGICAL MINDFUCKERY
Ever wondered what would happen if someone finally made an SCP game that didn't just throw 173 and 096 at you while you run around like a headless chicken? Well, grab your camera and put on your psychological armor, because Go Home Annie is here to show us that the SCP universe is way more than just neck-snapping statues and shy guys with anger issues.
SteamWorld Build Review: A Mechanical Symphony in the Desert
Alright, folks, I booted up "SteamWorld Build" and was immediately smacked in the face with a steampunk wasteland vibe that's as charming as it is desolate. It's like stepping into a robot's daydream, complete with an abandoned railway station and a mine shaft that screams adventure.
Sons of the Forest review - a buggy but beautiful timebomb of potential
Sons of the Forest is one of the most popular and talked about games on Steam right now, but what's the big deal? Is the game truly worth the 30 bucks its asking for this early in EA? Lets find out!