Editor's Picks
How to Stop EU5 From Asking Your Language Every Single Time It Launches
If EU5 is asking you to pick your language every single time you launch it, I've got the simple, 30-second fix you need.
Europa Universalis V: A Beginner's Guide to Not Having a Public Meltdown
EU5 is a beautiful, complex monster. It's also going to crush you. This guide will get you through your first campaign with your sanity intact.
Europa Universalis V Stuck on "Loading Game Resources"? I've Got a Bizarre Fix That Actually Works
If your EU5 keeps crashing on "Loading Game Resources," your old CPU is probably the culprit. Don't upgrade; I have a weird, one-time fix involving an emulator that will get you playing.
Master of Command Beginner's Guide: How Not to Get Your Fancy Musket Line Slaughtered
So you picked up Master of Command and got instantly wrecked? Yeah, it's not Total War. Here’s my guide to formations, units, and not dying immediately.
Monday Was an Indie Bloodbath: We Got Deckbuilders, DS Horror, Ghosts, and Musket Fire All at Once
Damn, Monday hit different. We got a monster-catching deckbuilder, a proper remaster of a DS horror gem, a new co-op ghost hunt, and a historical RTS, all on the same day. Let's dig in.
Super Fantasy Kingdom Beginner's Guide: Surviving the Night (and the Damn Workers)
So you're the King now. Bad news: monsters want you dead every night. Worse news: your workers are useless. Here's how to survive Super Fantasy Kingdom.
A Dispatcher's Guide to Not Getting Your Heroes Killed
Managing the heroes in Dispatch is like herding super-powered cats. Here's the essential intel on all 8 of them so you don't get them killed.
Jurassic World Evolution 3 Beginner's Guide - Your First Steps to Not Getting Eaten (By Dinos or Bankruptcy)
Starting JWE3? Good luck. Learn how to get dinos (science or letting 'em bang!), keep 'em happy-ish, feed 'em, and deal with the inevitable guest-snacking incidents.
Jurassic World Evolution 3 Tips - Keeping Your Dinos (and Guests) Mostly Alive
So you're managing a dino park in JWE3? Good luck. Here are some must-read tips on building, breeding, safety, and making bank before everything goes extinct again.
Jurassic World Evolution 3 Breeding Guide - Making Dino Babies Without Making a Total Hash Of It
Breeding is new in JWE3, and baby dinos mean big bucks (and big trouble). Here's my guide to making dino babies via Hatcheries or letting nature run wild.
Lessaria: Fantasy Kingdom Sim REVIEW - Majesty's Ghost Just Walked In, Grabbed a Beer, and Put Its Feet Up
Finally, a game that feels like Majesty's true heir. Lessaria nails the indirect control chaos, but is it just nostalgia bait or something more? Let's dig in.
So You Wanna Rule Lessaria Without Crying? A Beginner's Guide to Not Sucking
Lessaria looks cozy, but it'll chew you up if you don't play smart. Here's my beginner's guide on how to manage your gold, your idiot heroes, and actually survive.
Stop Being Broke in Lessaria: My Guide to Raking in Gold Like a Fantasy Landlord
Tired of watching your Lessaria heroes faceplant because you're broke? Gold runs this damn kingdom. Here’s my no-nonsense guide to filling your treasury and actually surviving.
Ubisoft Sends Human-Sized Roman Statues to Streamers for Anno 117, Because Subtle Marketing is Dead
Forget game keys, Ubisoft is sending out statues taller than the streamers themselves for Anno 117. Let's take a look at these ridiculous (and awesome) promotional pieces.
Kaiserpunk Review: A Grand City Builder That Forgot to Be a Good Game
Kaiserpunk sold us the dream of a deep, alternate-history city builder. The reality is a frustrating, and bafflingly designed mess that feels more like an early prototype than a finished game, even now.