Editor's Picks
Pax Dei Is Here, And Its Subscription Plan Is a Fucking Flowchart. I Translated It For You.
So Pax Dei is finally out, and its monetization scheme is about as easy to understand as quantum physics. Don't worry, I've translated the corporate-speak for you.
A Legend leaves: Tomonobu Itagaki, The Unapologetic Madman Behind Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive, Has Died
The man who gave us ridiculously difficult ninjas and... well, everything else in Dead or Alive, has passed away. Tomonobu Itagaki was a legend, and the industry is a little less interesting without him.
After a Soulless Sequel, the REAL Little Nightmares Devs Are Back, and Their New Demo Is a Fucking Masterpiece
While everyone was mourning the soulless cash-grab that was Little Nightmares 3, the original creators dropped the REANIMAL demo and reminded us what real atmospheric horror feels like.
My Trip to the Bottom of the Ocean in 'Beneath' Was a Glorious, Broken, Lovecraftian Mess
I just played a preview build of Beneath, and it's like Half-Life and The Rig had a baby that was raised by Cthulhu. It's atmospheric, terrifying, and janky as all hell.
So You've Decided to Be Evil: A Beginner's Guide to Not Fucking Up in Lords of Ravage
Thinking of taking over the world in Lords of Ravage? Don't be one of those amateur villains who gets taken out in the first act. Here's my guide to being the best evil overlord you can be.
Your Guide to Surviving Duck Hell: The Complete Escape From Duckov Achievement Guide
So you've decided to 100% Escape From Duckov. Get ready for a punishing journey of scavenging, boss grinding, and praying to the RNG gods. Here's your guide to every single achievement.
Your Roadmap to 100% Insanity: The Complete Ball x Pit Achievement Guide
So you want to 100% Ball x Pit? Prepare your mind, body, and soul for a long, painful, and deeply satisfying grind. Here’s the only guide you’ll need.
Don't Lose Your Balls: How to Manually Transfer Your Ball x Pit Demo Save
So you fired up the full version of Ball x Pit and your demo progress is gone? Don't start over from scratch. Here’s a quick guide to manually dragging your save files over so you can get back to breaking bricks.
Your Guide to Breaking Balls (and the Game) in Ball x Pit
Trying to figure out all the ball combos in Ball x Pit? I did the science so you don't have to. Here's every single evolution to help you master this addictive brick-breaker from hell.
Dev Launches $20 Game With 10 Minutes of Content, Gets Immediately Beaten to Death by Steam Reviews
CUFFBUST launched with one map, ten minutes of content, and a $20 price tag. The internet responded with the kindness and understanding you'd expect: by tearing it to absolute shreds.
Bye Sweet Carole Review: A Work of Art So Broken It Broke My Heart
I wanted to love Bye Sweet Carole. It looks like a lost Disney classic, but it plays like a cursed prototype.
Your Guide to Misery and Perfection in Bye Sweet Carole's Twisted Achievement List
So you want every achievement in Bye Sweet Carole? Prepare for a journey that celebrates both flawless perfection and spectacular, repeated failure. Let's dive into this checklist of pain.
Mohrta FAQ: Your Guide to Not Getting Instantly Murdered in a GZDoom Fever Dream
Just dove into the bizarre, beautiful, and occasionally broken world of Mohrta? Before you lose your goddamn mind, here are some essential tips, fixes, and cheats to get you started.
Of Course Assassin's Creed Shadows Is Coming to Switch 2, and Of Course the "Physical" Copy Is a Fucking Scam
The leaks are true: Assassin's Creed Shadows is hitting the Switch 2 this December. The catch? The "physical version" is just another useless plastic box with a download code inside.
Game Freak's Entire Five-Year Plan Just Leaked, and It's Even Weirder Than We Thought
Just when you thought the Pokémon leaks couldn't get any crazier, Game Freak's entire five-year plan spills onto the internet. Get ready for procedurally generated islands, survival mechanics, and a villain who's apparently a real estate developer.
Finally, A Director Admits It: We're Sick of Dumbed-Down RPGs
The director of The Outer Worlds 2 just said what we've all been screaming for years: we want our RPGs to have some goddamn meat on their bones. It's about time someone in charge got the message.
Dice Legends Review: A Beautiful Deckbuilder Where Lady Luck Is a Cruel, Cruel Mistress
I've just had my ass handed to me by a pair of dice for the fifth time in a row. Dice Legends is a beautiful game that will make you want to throw your monitor out the window.
The Man Running Battlefield Says Call of Duty Only Exists Because "EA Were Dicks"
In a moment of beautiful, unfiltered honesty, the guy now in charge of Battlefield just admitted that Call of Duty was only created because his current employer, EA, were "dicks." You can't make this stuff up.
Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion Review: A Masterpiece Disguised as a FEVER DREAM Cartoon
I just played a $10 game that has more personality and better jokes than most AAA titles. Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion is a chaotic, foul-mouthed, hand-drawn fever dream, and I think I'm in love.
The Painkiller Demo Is a Glorious, Guts-Soaked Reminder of How Fucking Fun Shooters Can Be
I just played the Painkiller demo, and I think I pulled a muscle from dashing, hooking, and blasting my way through Purgatory. It feels so damn good to have this series back.