Scritchy Scratchy Achievement Guide: How To 100% The Casino

You buy a digital ticket, you scratch off the silver foil, and you pray to the RNG gods. That is the entire premise of Scritchy Scratchy on the surface.

A "Super Jackpot" win screen in the pixel art game Scritchy Scratchy, featuring scattered blue diamonds and a cash prize over scratch-off cards on a wooden table.

If you spend more than twenty minutes with this game, you quickly realize there is a shockingly deep web of strange gadgets, automation mechanics, and prestige systems hidden underneath all the cardboard. I spent an embarrassing amount of time chasing these digital dopamine hits. Unlocking all 34 achievements requires you to actively play the game wrong for hours at a time. You have to intentionally lose your money, let your automated pets ruin your bank account, and throw away literal jackpot tickets just to check a box on a list.

If you are just starting out and have no idea how the catalogue system works, you should probably read my Scritchy Scratchy beginner's guide before you dive into this mess. If you already know the basics and just want to know why your plate scratching strategy is failing, you are in the right place. I grouped the achievements logically so you can tackle them in phases instead of mindlessly clicking tickets.

The Art Of Intentional Failure

A massive chunk of your completion percentage comes from being an absolute disaster of a human being. The game wants you to fail, and it rewards you for doing so in spectacular fashion.

Dying in this game happens when you reach the final Scratch Ticket phase and manage to reveal three skull symbols. It is usually a heartbreaking moment that ruins a good run, but you have to actively seek this out four separate times to get the death milestones. You also have to deal with Mundo. Mundo is a cat that you can unlock to automate your scratching process. I hate this cat. To get the Bad Kitty achievement, you have to turn Mundo on, step away from your keyboard, and watch him rapidly purchase losing tickets until your entire bank account hits zero. It physically hurts to watch.

Losing Everything Achievements

The milestones you earn for making terrible financial decisions.

Achievement Name My Brutal Strategy
Gambling Never Pays Off Die exactly once. Play a run until the final ticket and reveal three skulls.
A Loosing Bet Die twice. Just repeat the intentional skull revealing strategy.
Go For Broke Die three times. You know the drill by now.
House Always Wins Die four times. This unlocks a special machine for later.
Don't Read The Fine Print When the phone rings on your desk, interact with it and blindly accept the shady loan.
Why? Use the Trash Can gadget on a winning jackpot ticket. This is pure psychological torture.
Bad Kitty Turn on Mundo the cat and let him buy tickets until you are completely bankrupt.
Bad Luck Crack two plates in a row. Plates have a ten percent chance to crack. You just have to spam them.

Grinding The Real World And Automation

There is a brilliant layer of irony in a gambling simulator forcing you to earn milestones by working a normal job. You have a Day Job mechanic that slowly generates income without you having to buy a single scratch off.

Earning twenty million dollars purely through the Day Job mechanic takes a horrific amount of time. You absolutely need to lean into the automation gadgets to speed up the idle income. The Scratch Bot is your best friend here. It sits on your table and automatically handles the tedious busywork. To get the Clicker Minigame achievement, you have to let that bot stack up over one hundred scratched tickets without cashing them in. Just let it pile up until the game finally hands you the trophy.

The Idle Grind Achievements

Forcing the game to play itself while you avoid actual gambling.

Achievement Name How To Complete It
Honest Work Have 2,000 dollars in your account without ever buying a single ticket. Use the Day Job.
Workaholic Have 20 million dollars without buying a ticket. Settle in for a massive grind.
Win Your Job Win a jackpot directly from the Day Job mechanic. This is entirely RNG dependent.
Clicker Minigame Let your Scratch Bot process and hold a stack of 100 tickets before collecting the cash.
Idle Game Start a fresh run with all automation gadgets already unlocked via the prestige system.
Time Machine Upgrade the Egg Timer gadget all the way to 5x speed to accelerate the simulation.
Nap Time Make 1Sx while totally idle for at least 5 minutes. You need massive passive income scaling for this.
Soul Siphon Create an artificial soul. You unlock the required machine after dying for the fourth time.
Wizard Unlock the Spell Book gadget and use magic to scratch the foil off any ticket.

Beating The RNG Odds

This is where the game will genuinely test your sanity. You can execute perfect automation strategies, but hitting massive multipliers requires sheer luck. I spent three hours just trying to get the Good Luck achievement because hitting a jackpot on your very first ticket of a run is statistically terrible.

You need to lean on your automation tools heavily for the massive multipliers. Reaching a win that pays out one hundred thousand times the ticket cost means you have to buy expensive late game tickets and just let your bots chew through thousands of them until the math works in your favor. Do not try to manually click your way to these jackpots. You will ruin your mouse.

The Pure Luck Achievements

You cannot strategize your way out of raw mathematical odds.

Achievement Name What You Actually Need To Do
Good Luck Hit a jackpot on the very first ticket you scratch in a run. Constantly restart until you hit it.
What Are The Odds? Win a super jackpot. Rely on your Scratch Bot to brute force the terrible odds over time.
Lucky Cat Have Mundo the cat scratch a super jackpot. Set him loose and walk away from the screen.
Lucky Ticket Win a prize 1,000 times larger than the ticket cost. Buy higher tier tickets.
Big Win Win a prize 10,000 times larger than the ticket cost. Let your automation handle the grind.
High Level Gambling Win a prize 100,000 times larger than the ticket cost. Pure late game scaling RNG.
Winning Streak Win a jackpot from all four separate ticket catalogues in a single run.

Prestige And Final Chance Decisions

The late game of Scritchy Scratchy gets genuinely absurd. You go from scratching dollar tickets to attempting to buy items that cost more than the global economy.

The prestige system is your only way out. You have to reset your progress constantly to invest in the global skill tree. Maxing out that tree is a massive time sink, but it makes the speedrun achievement trivial. Reaching the ending phase in under 30 minutes is impossible on a fresh save, but with a fully maxed prestige tree and automated bots, you will fly through the phases.

When you finally reach the Final Chance event, the game forces you to make a choice. You can keep the reward, or you can hand the winning ticket over to the corporation. Do the latter to grab the Faithful Servant achievement. It feels awful to hand over your ultimate prize, but you are an achievement hunter now. You left your dignity at the door hours ago.

The Endgame Milestones

The final hurdles standing between you and total completion.

Achievement Name How To Complete It
Visit the Night Market Buy and equip any cosmetic item from the Night Market shop.
Walk-In Closet Buy every single cosmetic item in the game. Save your cash for a massive shopping spree.
One Of Each Please Buy one ticket from every single catalogue and place them all on the table at the same time.
Spend All The Worlds Money Progress deep into the late game until your income lets you buy the most expensive item.
Skip A Catalogue Reach the Final Chance phase while leaving at least one catalogue totally untouched.
Win Everything? Successfully scratch the Final Chance ticket without dying to the skulls.
Faithful Servant Give the winning Final Chance ticket back to the corporation instead of keeping it.
Speedrun Reach the ending in under 30 minutes after a prestige reset. Rely entirely on your bots.
Max Out Skill Tree Buy every single prestige upgrade available.
Achievement Hunter Unlock all 33 other achievements on this miserable list.

Once that final trophy pops, you can finally close the game and reflect on how much fake money you burned through. At least it was not real cash, right? Keep your bots running, manipulate your prestige levels, and eventually, the math will work out in your favor.

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