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Scritchy Scratchy Guide: Max Luck Caps & Symbol Probabilities Explained
I break down the hidden math behind your gambling addiction in Scritchy Scratchy. Stop wasting points on your global luck stat when your tickets are already capped out.
Scritchy Scratchy: The Complete Guide To Prestige And Jackpot Points
Hitting the reset button on your virtual gambling addiction is the only way to actually win. I break down the best Jackpot Point buffs so you can prestige like a pro.
Scritchy Scratchy Gadgets Guide: Automation, Upgrades, And Costs
Manually scratching fake lottery tickets is a fantastic way to destroy your mouse, which is exactly why you need to automate your gambling addiction.
Scritchy Scratchy Mundo Guide: Optimizing the Lucky Cat
Mundo starts out as a slow, practically useless lucky cat statue, but he is secretly the most powerful tool in your Scritchy Scratchy arsenal. Here is exactly how to upgrade him for massive profits and unlock all of his related achievements.
Scritchy Scratchy Faithful Servant Guide: Obeying the Corporation
The Faithful Servant achievement in Scritchy Scratchy asks you to throw away your biggest jackpot, and it is driving completionists insane. Here is exactly how to trigger the secret ending without ruining your save file.
Scritchy Scratchy Review - Weaponized Dopamine for the Masses
I traded my free time and wrist cartilage for digital lottery tickets, and I do not regret a single second. Scritchy Scratchy distills the raw dopamine of gambling into an incremental masterpiece.
Scritchy Scratchy Achievement Guide: How To 100% The Casino
Unlocking every achievement in Scritchy Scratchy requires a staggering amount of patience, a tolerance for terrible RNG, and a willingness to completely ruin your digital finances.
Scritchy Scratchy Beginner's Guide - The House Always Wins (Unless You Read This)
Before you gamble away your digital life savings, read this. I am going to save you from crippling debt and carpal tunnel in Scritchy Scratchy.
This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker Review: The Best six-euro Distraction of the Year
It looks like Balatro, plays like Cookie Clicker, and will absolutely ruin your productivity for exactly one afternoon. We review This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker, the cheap dopamine dispenser you didn't know you needed.