Editor's Picks
Scritchy Scratchy Guide: Max Luck Caps & Symbol Probabilities Explained
I break down the hidden math behind your gambling addiction in Scritchy Scratchy. Stop wasting points on your global luck stat when your tickets are already capped out.
Screamer Beginners Guide: Things I Wish I Knew Before Hitting the Track
Screamer is an incredible arcade racer that actively tries to sabotage you with terrible default settings and unexplained mechanics, but I have the fixes you need.
Screamer Trophy & Achievement Guide: How to Survive the Track
Screamer demands perfection if you want the Platinum, so stop crashing into walls and let me show you how to unlock every single achievement.
Scritchy Scratchy: The Complete Guide To Prestige And Jackpot Points
Hitting the reset button on your virtual gambling addiction is the only way to actually win. I break down the best Jackpot Point buffs so you can prestige like a pro.
Scritchy Scratchy Gadgets Guide: Automation, Upgrades, And Costs
Manually scratching fake lottery tickets is a fantastic way to destroy your mouse, which is exactly why you need to automate your gambling addiction.
Scritchy Scratchy Mundo Guide: Optimizing the Lucky Cat
Mundo starts out as a slow, practically useless lucky cat statue, but he is secretly the most powerful tool in your Scritchy Scratchy arsenal. Here is exactly how to upgrade him for massive profits and unlock all of his related achievements.
Scritchy Scratchy Faithful Servant Guide: Obeying the Corporation
The Faithful Servant achievement in Scritchy Scratchy asks you to throw away your biggest jackpot, and it is driving completionists insane. Here is exactly how to trigger the secret ending without ruining your save file.
Scritchy Scratchy Review - Weaponized Dopamine for the Masses
I traded my free time and wrist cartilage for digital lottery tickets, and I do not regret a single second. Scritchy Scratchy distills the raw dopamine of gambling into an incremental masterpiece.
Scritchy Scratchy Achievement Guide: How To 100% The Casino
Unlocking every achievement in Scritchy Scratchy requires a staggering amount of patience, a tolerance for terrible RNG, and a willingness to completely ruin your digital finances.
Scritchy Scratchy Beginner's Guide - The House Always Wins (Unless You Read This)
Before you gamble away your digital life savings, read this. I am going to save you from crippling debt and carpal tunnel in Scritchy Scratchy.
Marvel Cosmic Invasion Guide: How To Unlock Venom, Silver Surfer, Phyla-vell And Phoenix
The base roster is great, but you really want to play as Venom and Silver Surfer. Here is exactly which missions you need to beat to unlock them.
Ubisoft Is Reportedly Building the Next The Crew Game With AI, Because Of Course They Are
They shut down the servers for the first game, and now they supposedly want robots to design the third one. It’s almost impressive how much Ubisoft hates good PR.
Ball x Pit Beginner's Guide: How to Stop Sucking and Start Bouncing
Ball x Pit throws you into a chaotic mix of Breakout and bullet hell with zero instructions. Here’s a quick guide to understanding the madness before you break your keyboard.
Your Guide to Breaking Balls (and the Game) in Ball x Pit
Trying to figure out all the ball combos in Ball x Pit? I did the science so you don't have to. Here's every single evolution to help you master this addictive brick-breaker from hell.
GAZAR's Demo Is a Pure Shot of Arcade Nostalgia Straight to the Veins
I just blasted my way through the GAZAR demo and I think my brain is still vibrating. If you miss the days of high scores and relentless alien fleets, you need to play this.