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GRIME 2 Review - Painting With The Blood Of Your Enemies
GRIME 2 takes the grotesque body horror of the original and paints a masterpiece over it. It is a punishing, beautiful Metroidvania that demands your patience and rewards your suffering.
GRIME 2 Map Guide: Surviving The Seal System And Unlocking Fast Travel
Getting lost in a Metroidvania is a rite of passage, but GRIME 2 turns cartography into a hostage situation. Here is how to track down the Seals to unlock your map and enable fast travel.
GRIME 2 Stats Explained: Translating Diverging, Pliability, and The Rest Of The Mess
Staring at the GRIME 2 stat screen feels like reading a cursed medical textbook. I am here to translate the nonsense so you can build a Formless that actually survives.
GRIME 2 Beginner Guide: Crucial Survival Tips The Game Refuses To Tell You
GRIME 2 is a beautiful, punishing nightmare that actively hides its best mechanics from you. Here is exactly how to survive your first few brutal hours as a Formless mimic.
God of War: Sons of Sparta Beginner Guide: Surviving the Metroidvania
Don't let the 2D perspective fool you; young Kratos still hits like a truck. Here is everything you need to know about combat, healing, and the best early skills in God of War: Sons of Sparta.
MIO Combat and Movement Guide: How to Fly Through the Vessel Like a Pro
Stop playing like a scrub and learn how to actually move. I’m breaking down the Hairpin Grapple, aerial resets, and how to stay airborne long enough to make the devs regret giving you a double jump.
MIO: Memories in Orbit Fast Travel Guide: Quit Backtracking Like a Chump
Backtracking is the soul-crushing reality of every Metroidvania, but MIO: Memories in Orbit takes it to a sadistic new level by making you work for your fast travel. Here is how to find those broken Overseers and actually get the network online.
MIO: Memories in Orbit Beginner Guide: How to Not Suck at the Nacre Economy
Stop being a victim of the Vessel’s beautiful yet hostile architecture. I’ve put together the ultimate guide to mastering Nacre, the Allocation Matrix, and the early mods that will actually keep you alive.