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Pokemon Pokopia Guide: Surviving The Endless Grind Of The Team Initiation Challenge
Taking orders from a ruined tower is the final insult in this apocalyptic nightmare. I will walk you through every absurd delivery required to finish the Team Initiation Challenge.
Pokemon Pokopia Guide: How To Farm Pokemetal And Rare Pokemetal
Replicating high tier furniture with your 3D Printer requires an absurd amount of raw materials. I am going to show you how to enhance your mining abilities and farm Rare Pokemetal without losing your mind.
Pokemon Pokopia Guide: Forcing Your Pokemon To Work Retail And Master The Economy
Rebuilding the economy of a ruined island requires more than just hoarding berries. I am going to show you how to force your Pokemon to get a retail job and set up a functional trading post.
Pokemon Pokopia Guide: How To Infiltrate The Developer Cloud Islands
Staring at a barren dirt lot while trying to build a base is incredibly demoralizing. I am going to show you how to visit the official developer islands in Pokemon Pokopia and steal all of their best architectural ideas.
Pokemon Pokopia Guide: How To Play Electrician And Wake Up Mosslax
Waking up a giant mossy Snorlax requires you to singlehandedly rebuild the entire electrical grid of Bleak Beach. I will walk you through every tedious municipal chore needed to finish the Brighten Things Up quest.
Pokemon Pokopia Guide: Finding All 11 Notes And Uncovering The Grim Lore
Customizing your base in Pokemon Pokopia requires a ridiculous amount of crushed berries and manual labor. I am going to show you exactly how to unlock the painting system and farm every single color.
Pokemon Pokopia Guide: How To Unlock Paint And Color Your Island
Customizing your base in Pokemon Pokopia requires a ridiculous amount of crushed berries and manual labor. I am going to show you exactly how to unlock the painting system and farm every single color.
Pokémon Pokopia Specialties Explained: The Complete Workforce Guide
You spent your childhood training monsters for battle, but now you need them to mix concrete and process lumber.
Pokémon Pokopia Guide: How To Track Down Your Wandering Workforce
You spent hours building the perfect town, and now your star workers have vanished into the digital ether. Here is how to track down your missing pocket monsters without losing your mind.
Pokemon Pokopia PP Guide: How to Manage Your Stamina
Collapsing from exhaustion while hauling lumber across your island is completely avoidable. I break down exactly how to manage your stamina and permanently upgrade your energy reserves.
Pokemon Pokopia Guide: How to Master Humidity and Environmental Stats
You are essentially an unpaid city planner trying to stop a Charmander from throwing a tantrum because the grass is too wet. Here is how to control your island's climate.
Pokemon Pokopia Habitat Guide: How to Keep Your Picky Tenants Happy
Managing a town full of picky elemental monsters is a logistical puzzle, but I have the strategies you need to keep your residents completely satisfied.
Pokemon Pokopia Guide: How to Rebuild the Pokemon Center
You are doing literal unpaid manual labor to fix a broken town. Here is how to rebuild the Pokemon Center so you can finally stop passing out in the dirt.
Pokemon Pokopia Crafting Guide: Surviving Your Unpaid Construction Gig
Congrats! You have been unceremoniously drafted into a massive unpaid public works project, and you are going to need a ridiculous amount of wood to get the job done.
Pokemon Pokopia Beginner's Guide: How to Stop Wasting Time and Actually Build an Island
Stop wandering around as a lost pink blob and learn how to actually rebuild your island. I have the tips you need to survive the brutal opening hours of Pokemon Pokopia.
Game Freak's Entire Five-Year Plan Just Leaked, and It's Even Weirder Than We Thought
Just when you thought the Pokémon leaks couldn't get any crazier, Game Freak's entire five-year plan spills onto the internet. Get ready for procedurally generated islands, survival mechanics, and a villain who's apparently a real estate developer.
Pokémon's Next Games Cost Less Than a Corporate Retreat, And It Fucking Shows
The budgets for the next big Pokémon games just leaked, and they're so low I had to check if they were a typo. It seems Nintendo's strategy is to spend as little as humanly possible on one of the biggest franchises on Earth.