Slay the Spire 2 is actively trying to kill you, and half the relics it offers are secretly helping it. I am here to separate the run winning treasures from the absolute trash.

Staring down the Colossal Flower in Slay the Spire 2 is the ultimate test of your own greed. I am here to tell you exactly how much health that Pollinous Core is actually worth.

The Fake Merchant in Slay the Spire 2 looks like a cruel joke, but his bootleg inventory is actually a massive hidden opportunity.

Getting drafted for jury duty in Slay the Spire 2 is a literal death trap. I tested every option in The Trial event so you know exactly when to take the bribe and when to play it safe.

The Crystal Sphere event in Slay the Spire 2 is basically a rigged casino inside a fortune teller's tent. I am going to show you how to beat the Divine minigame and walk away with your gold intact.

Learning to actually play Texas Hold 'em against the AI in Poker Night at the Inventory is a brutal process. I broke down every character's hidden tells and playstyles so you can clean them out the fair way.

Skunkape Games finally remastered Poker Night at the Inventory, meaning you no longer have to buy sketchy keys to get exclusive TF2 cosmetics. I spent hours grinding Texas Hold 'em against a deranged rabbit so I could show you exactly how to cheese the AI and steal their loot.

The safety of a post-boss loot chest is gone, replaced by a pantheon of strange deities offering massive power in exchange for your sanity.

The Insatiable introduces a terrifying instant kill timer to Slay the Spire 2, forcing you to balance your damage output with sheer survival. I am breaking down exactly how to escape the Sandpit.

The Doormaker is an Act 3 coward that hides behind a floating pile of magical rubble while scaling his damage to absurd heights. Here is how I shatter his defenses.

The Knowledge Demon pauses your Slay the Spire 2 run just to hand you a menu of terrible debuffs. I am breaking down exactly which poison you need to pick to survive Act 2.

Want to break Mega Crit's punishing RNG over your knee? Here is exactly how to unlock and use the Slay the Spire 2 developer console to cheat your way to the top.

The Queen is arguably the most punishing Act 3 boss in Slay the Spire 2, dropping 99 debuffs on your head the second you walk through the door. Here is how I consistently execute royalty.

Slay the Spire 2 finally added true multiplayer, and it completely changes the math of the game. Here is everything you need to know about surviving the Spire with your friends without wanting to strangle them.

Beating Act 3 is just the tutorial. Here is exactly how the new, compressed Ascension system in Slay the Spire 2 is going to break you, and how you can break it back.

Beating the Act 3 bosses requires a flawless deck, but the self-resurrecting Test Subject requires an entirely different level of patience. Here is how I consistently put this mutant reptile in the ground.

Picking the wrong relic in Slay the Spire 2 will kill your run faster than a bad card draft. Here is my guide to navigating the shiny trinkets that actually keep you alive.

Stop wondering why your card pool is not expanding. I break down exactly how the new Epoch timeline system works in Slay the Spire 2 and how to unlock every single character, relic, and potion.

The robotic spellcaster returns with a massive visual upgrade and the same deeply frustrating RNG. I break down how to master the Defect's Orb mechanics, build a reliable Frost wall, and abuse the infamous Claw deck.

The Regent is an arrogant alien royal who breaks the fundamental rules of resource management. I break down how to master his persistent Stars, build a massive energy conversion engine, and actually survive Act 1.